Where is Santa Gonna Tinkle? Stress that Sure could Dull his Twinkle. Up to Now been No Solution. Need an Urgent Resolution. Stays Awake with Lots of Coffee, Maybe Chews on Caffeine Toffee? Logic tells us – Can’t you See? At some Time he Has to Pee. Spread too Thin upon this Night, Pressure builds … Read moreWhere is Santa Gonna Tinkle?
“Those” 4-Letter Words ain’t Anything new, Yet unfairly Branded by Really a Few, The Ones that Some Dread are just Acting Bad, All others Suffer – That’s Truly so Sad. You Hear Them while Working – You Note them at Play. I’ll bet That you Cross One – At least Once a Day: Back, Jack, … Read moreOH, “Those” 4-Letter Words!
Do you Have A Nose Pickin’ Nail? One that You Count on – Never to Fail. Born to do Battle – From a Locale, Things that Get Wedged there – In the Canal. It is a Weapon – That Is for Sure, What Shape should it Be – so It will Endure? Design is the … Read moreA Nose Pickin’ Nail
If Humpty Dumpty was a Ride, Many times He might have Died. Yes, we Own Him with those Specs, Also known as Our LX. Two-Two-One, Thousand so Far, Bumps and Bruises and a Scar. No matter How we Bring Him In. Hendrick’s Service is Kingpin. Humpty lives Another Day, All Fixed Up and On His … Read moreOur Humpty Dumpty
Most of Us have been “On Hold,” Horrendous Stories to be Told. Instructions seem from Outer Space, Hopes your Need to call Erase. Select a Number then One More, Makes Blood Pressure Spike and Soar. Passed around then Really Cruel, Dumped into the “Waiting Pool.” Music, Ads, And other Crap, No Wonder that We almost … Read moreThe “Waiting Pool”
All our Days now End in “Y,” Time to Change them – Why not Try? Names we Have are Getting Boring, “Spark” your Life and “Start” Restoring. Begin the Week on a “Mondid,” What to Share and What to Rid? The Next in Line would be “Tuesdot,” Utilize what You’ve been taught. Follow that with … Read moreThe End to Boring Days
The Turkey is the Dumbest Bird – Ugly just to Boot. Call them By some Other Name – One of them Ain’t “Cute.” Red Flap lays Upon their Snout – Fact you Just can’t Miss. Courting Time when In the Air – How do they Even Kiss? Strut around with Tails all Puffed – Like … Read moreTurkeys and My Advice to Them
Sure You’ve seen This thing Before, Part of It that I Abhor. Month and Date – Ain’t so Bad, Scroll to Year – Takes a Tad. As I watch the Years fly By, I just Have to Question Why, A simple Box could now Appear, So can just Write in the Year? There’s lots of … Read moreThe Reset Roulette Wheel