Garbage Day today – Just like Every Week.
As a Man and Mate – My True Worth I Seek.
Did not Bare the Child – Big Wuss if I Could.
Had the Joy but Not the Pain – Although feel I Should.
As I do Collect – Around our Humble Home.
My Male Ego supports Me – Never am Alone.
Challenge me – I give My All – and I do Excel,
Champion of this Task – Humble, so don’t Dwell.
I sure Take a Lot of Pride – with my Trash Collection,
Invaluable to my Mate – I say in Reflection.
Bounty to Our Wedded Bliss – this Chore I hold Dear,
Though I beg a Little Slack – Grasping Straws right Here.