TikTok’s a Bomb that Blows on the Spot,
Facebook’s a Crook and their Booking Shot.
YouTube is Something I rode On a Lake,
Tumblr holds Contents of Drinks that I Make.
Twitter is Glitter that Someone spelled Wrong,
SnapChat’s Harsh Words – a Tad Bit too Strong.
Myspace’s a Galaxy far-far Away,
WhatsApp’s a Greeting – Bugs Bunny might Say.
Past Social Media were Notes or a Letter,
To this Old Geezer that Seems a lot Better.
I’m not Inflexible – See with this Caption,
“I Posted my Rhyme from this Here Contraption.”