Do Animals have Baby Showers?
I have Pondered this for Hours.
What in Heavens do you Bring?
Nature gives them Everything.
Invitations going Out,
Some Confusion is no doubt.
Presents given I’d call Mine,
Those who Birth one at a Time.
Elephants would Make the List,
Hippos too – You get My Gist.
Yaks and Cows are In there Too,
Mules, Sharks – Come into View.
Invitation I’d Return,
Um, with only Mild Concern.
Gobs of Presents have to Bring,
For Sally Salmon’s new Offspring.