In the Goose Nation what Are the Clues,
Who’s the Line Leader – How do they Choose?
Who’s the Head Goose among all the Claims?
The Winner is Chosen from The Goosing Games.
Competition begins Way before Dawn,
The Winner poops Most on a Given Lawn.
Then Honking the Loudest – Even the Strongest,
And certainly the One most Annoying and Longest.
Who’s Chased the Most Humans and More?
Then One task Remains before Adding the Score.
Who takes the Most Time – Disrupting the Peace,
By holding Up Traffic while Leading three Geese.