Pa done Got them “Farmer Teeth,”
Two on Top – Two Underneath.
Ma – She git Right after Pa,
“Have ‘em Fixed” – Her Rule of Law.
Pa – He went to Dr. K,
Thinking She could Save the Day.
Pa did Jigs when Heard the Sounds,
“I’ll fix You Up with Four New Crowns.”
Dr. K with Magic Drill,
Sent Pa’s life Straight to Swell.
Now no Reason for Alarm,
Life dis Splendid on da Farm!