If I Went to Mars today,
trip I’d take Would be One Way.
Change of Pace is What you Want,
a Civilian Astronaut?
Blast off into Outer Space,
with more Crazies giving Chase.
Rushing off to Pitch a Tent,
radical to Just save Rent.
Who Am I to Disapprove,
those who Up and Want to Move.
Perhaps Smarter than I Thought,
this is Why they Seek the Slot?
They Won’t have to Deal with Smog,
Screaming kids or Yapping dog,
Mowing lawns or Shopping malls,
Culling out those Robocalls.
As I Weigh the Pros and Cons,
clearer Picture For me Dawns.
Might Sign up and Take a Whack,
when have Plans to get me Back.