Say You’re the Boss – of Few or of Many,
with Loyalty First – from All or from Any.
Though you’ve Been gone Just a Few Days,
expect to Return to All kinds of Praise.
How you Arrive – Showman that you Are,
landing with Style in a Flying Care.
Brought something Back to your Loyal Crew,
pizza for All – a Present from You.
Insist that You give a Single Piece,
to All that Await your Gift’s Masterpiece.
You spit on Each Slice from First to the Last,
expect Them to Eat it – No Questions Asked!