Doctor’s Office Question: “Have You Fallen?”

“Have You Fallen?” they will Say,
at my Age it’s Just the Way,
How the Doctor’s Visits go,
as my Years advance and Grow.

Guess I know Just what they Mean,
on my Butt or In-between.
But they Never Specify,
Interpretations now Apply:

For my Wife of many Years,
Every day through Laughs and Tears.

For the B.S. that they Spew,
Politicians Through and Through.

For that Puppy in the Cage,
melting Hearts at any Age.

For that Product on the Tube,
You must Buy or be a Boob.

For the Myth that’s quite Complex,
Everyone is Having Sex.

For the Line that’s just a Lie,
Life is Like a Cherry Pie.

“Have You Fallen?” next time In,
I might Remark without Spin.
My Response kind of Lends,
to the Answer – “It Depends.”