Started out with None at All,
got More when Began to Crawl.
Next I got those Big Boy Duds,
played in Dirt with all my Buds.
Awakening – discovered Chicks,
cooler Clothes then in the Mix.
Levi Jeans and Leather Jacket,
I aged Up to the next Bracket.
College years Was a new Dawn,
didn’t Care what I put On.
Stuff to Wear – The ones I Chose,
those on Top of Dirty Clothes.
Business World and to Impress,
I was Dressing for Success.
Stayed that Way until Retired,
now Wear Clothes I once Desired.
Age keeps Creeping up on Me,
Pant size Grew and Not for Free.
Though will Scrap and Disavow,
Reasons for my Pant Size Now.
Used to Put my Clothes on Fast,
now that Fact a Distant Past.
Still can Stand – put One leg In,
must Hold Props to my Chagrin.
Coming soon I’ll have to Sit,
slip them On though Still with Grit.
Enjoy my Age and Ample Gut,
try not Falling on my Butt.
If there Ever comes a Day,
can’t wear Threads in my Own Way,
Clothes when I no longer Roam,
Ones can Put On – On my Own.