When my WiT-iT goes to S**T-iT, here I SiT-iT like a TwiT-iT, in a FiT-iT can’t RemiT-iT, want to SpiT-iT – maybe QuiT-iT? Should I FliT-iT or EmiT-iT, maybe GriT-iT not ObiT-iT? Or CommiT-iT as UnfiT-iT, or OutfiT-iT as I SpliT-iT? If I Slit-iT just to PiT-iT, so can KiT-iT in my MitT-iT, Can’t OmiT-iT … Read moreWhen my Wit-iT………..
Started out with None at All, got More when Began to Crawl. Next I got those Big Boy Duds, played in Dirt with all my Buds. Awakening – discovered Chicks, cooler Clothes then in the Mix. Levi Jeans and Leather Jacket, I aged Up to the next Bracket. College years Was a new Dawn, didn’t … Read moreMy Aging Attire
Stranger, Friend, or a Relation, Greetings from our Population. “Good Day”, “Good Night”, or just “Hi,” “For your Age you’re Looking Spry.” “Hey Man”, “What’s Up?”, “How are Things?” “How’d you Like those Chicken Wings?” “It’s a Pleasure” – “How is Life?” “Is that Babe really your Wife?” “How you Been?”, “Howdy Mate”, “Seems as … Read more“Greetings”
Offering a Rhyme for Geico, Seven-Four is Not a Typo. Some are Cleaver – Some are Not, Let’s give this Old Man a Shot. Seen your Ads from Time to Time, Never viewed One with a Rhyme. Any subject That you Choose, I will Rhyme it – What’s to Lose? Animals to Outer Space, Veggies … Read moreA Proposal to Geico Insurance
Some could Wish a Time Machine, must Admit that Would be Keen. In this Case I’d like Instead, see what’s Next – Minute Ahead. Genie grants In number Three, just need One for Little Me. I would Give the Other Two, those in Need I ran Into. Know how Spoken Words will Play, things That … Read moreMinute Ahead