I’m your Pal up In the Tree,
yet You’re always Blaming Me.
I have Told you Time on Time,
I don’t Take what Isn’t Mine.
You doubt Me but Here’s the Thing,
proof is On my “Squirrel Ring.”
I’ll now Share what’s In my Files,
truth I tell You without Smiles.
As I Share what I have Seen,
Big to Small to In-between.
Facts – Themselves – Are surely Tough,
here’s the Thieves who Take your Stuff.
Seen a Mouse in Underwear,
dancing With a Polar Bear.
Cow with Wings large As a Tree,
kissing A green Bumble Bee.
Deer that Munch in Flower Pots,
wearing Rainbow Polka Dots.
Line of Geese upon Your Roads,
lead by Orange Barking Toads.
Seen your Photo but so What,
not a Flower or a Nut.
I’m surprised You even Ask,
it Is just my “Covid Mask.”