You were Not Invited

You were Not Invited – You came On your Own, since you’ve Been here Your numbers have Grown. You came To the Coasts and Spread In from There, and Now you have Squatted about Everywhere! Since your Arrival most Things have Changed. our Daily lives Have been Rearranged. Don’t Come in Peace that’s Perfectly Clear, … Read moreYou were Not Invited

Bob the Bandit

Bob the Bandit he does Roam, planning Stickups ‘round his Home Doesn’t need a Beast with Hooves, for he’s Smooth – Got the Moves! Had his Gun for Seven-four, wish Could shoot It like Before, Wife said She has Seen his Gun, “When it Worked was One and Done.”

“Don’t”

One leg Pants to One half Beard, they won’t Kill but Kind of Weird. Armpit butter On toast Smeared, a Screw loose just Might be Feared. Dumb suggestion – Question Begs, put Square things into Round Pegs? “Don’t” inject Into your Legs, or spray Lysol on your Eggs.

Covid Clout

Went outside for a While, took a Walk – Brought a Smile. Gray Hair, Slow Pace, and a Limp, brought my Cane – I’m a Gimp. When I strolled my Neighborhood, reactions Never thought I Would. Felt like Moses with the Sea, folks approach Splitting from Me. I’m sure They’re just being Nice, though in … Read moreCovid Clout

My Pledge

Shear the Wool off of a Sheep, Warming Blankets while you Sleep. Mow the Grass out On your Lawn, Nap Time with a Fitting Yawn. Down the Wood of a Large Tree, Feed the Need for Scarce TP. Prune a Spot that’s On your Rose, Enjoy the Fragrance in your Nose. Trim the Fat around … Read moreMy Pledge

Busted????

I’m your Pal up In the Tree, yet You’re always Blaming Me. I have Told you Time on Time, I don’t Take what Isn’t Mine. You doubt Me but Here’s the Thing, proof is On my “Squirrel Ring.” I’ll now Share what’s In my Files, truth I tell You without Smiles. As I Share what … Read moreBusted????

Just for Us

No brief Hug or loving Kiss, this is What We really Miss. Keep our Distance’s what We Do, don’t Care Much ‘tween Me and You. Our Granddaughter is So Sweet, Smart, and Kind, and Really Neat. Drew this Art – Just for Us, her Idea and Without Fuss. We live Near but Now so Far, … Read moreJust for Us

A Hippie Cure

Repressed Hippies here’s your Chance, current Climate does Enhance. Hair Cutters at Home you Know, what You Still have – Let it Grow! 60’s youth Now are Old, Covid likes Them I am Told. Organize and Protest Now, Past to Present all Avow. “Ban the Bugs” – Take a Stand, Make a Sign – Join … Read moreA Hippie Cure