Glamour Shots they are Not,
Mug Shots more Like what we Got.
Suitable for Ten Most Wanted,
Time for Change I stand Undaunted.
Mummified – Electrocuted,
photos Seem so Convoluted.
Sleeping Beauty – Headlight Deer,
you Just finished Hundredth Beer.
In my Case as I Pose,
snob Seems dripping From my Nose.
While I look Much less than Merry,
lying In a Mortuary.
Maybe it Just my State,
others Have a better Fate.
Surely strike a Better Tone,
let You bring One of your Own.