Lost My Phone the other Day,
truly Gone to my Dismay.
Put myself Into a Snit,
hassle Just replacing It.
For some Help I sought my Spouse,
swear I brought It in the House.
Won’t you Help me search Around,
might have Dropped it On the Ground?
She said, “Sure I’ll lend a Hand,”
not the Help that I had Planned.
Said with Smirk – a “Smarty Pow,”
like the One you’re holding Now?