I’m Peach Hoodwink – The Man of Steel,
and I am Truly a Very Big Deal!
If you have Doubts and Disagree,
Simple Solution just Come and Ask Me.
Might Fib a Bit but Really don’t Lie,
take It from Me – I’m not a Bad Guy.
I Wheel and Deal – It’s what I’m known For,
if don’t Agree – You don’t Know the Score.
Greatness is Sought – Achieved by a Few,
those that Dispute me Don’t have a Clue.
History’s told In the Written Word,
hoax now Insures that I’m Peach the Third.