Sat on a Bidet

Sat on a Bidet, (Bee + Day)
and I have to Say,
when I Hit the Spray,
shrunk the Boys – but Hey,
better Than to Play,
with Them any Way,
just to Make them Stay,
in Their place when They,
want To roam and Bay,
when They’re in the Fray,
underwear of Gray,
pants Confining Sleigh.

Final vote is Yea,
Time on the Bidet.