Sat on a Bidet

Sat on a Bidet, (Bee + Day) and I have to Say, when I Hit the Spray, shrunk the Boys – but Hey, better Than to Play, with Them any Way, just to Make them Stay, in Their place when They, want To roam and Bay, when They’re in the Fray, underwear of Gray, pants … Read moreSat on a Bidet

A Diamond in the Leaves

A Diamond in the Leaves, is What I Believes. Been with Me a While, always With a Smile. Won the Lottery, in Spousal Pottery. If I made from Scratch, would be Mirrored Match. Men are Leaves piled High, the Winning Leaf am I, The answer Plain to See, she Picked and Sticked with Me!

Insul-Man, Insul-Man

Insul-Man, Insul-Man, becoming Him was Not my Plan. Kitchen Drain – Backed up Sink, Plumber fixed It in a Wink. Had to Check the Basement Pipes, professional – You know the Types. Mentioned needed Insulation, Insul-Man was the Causation. My wife Heard it And with Glee, she Assigned the Job to Me. Mr. Fixit I … Read moreInsul-Man, Insul-Man

Drive-thru Strife

Maybe it Is only Me, Drive-thru Strife is What I see. Drinks or Food or Banking Lane, actions Seem to be the Same. Minute that You get in Line, manners Starting to Decline. Inch Worm crawl Could not be Bleaker, getting To the Order Speaker. Garbled voice That talks to You, volume High or Barely … Read moreDrive-thru Strife