To Scratch an Itch

To scratch an Itch is sure a Bitch,
when the Itch in on a Stitch,
that makes you Twitch with every Itch,
and you want to Pitch that Stitch,
or throw that Stitch into a Ditch,
replace with Rich for every Stitch,
Itch, Bitch, Twitch, but Rich.


Author: Bob Grant