A Dog that Won’t Bark

A Dog that Won’t Bark
– A Cow that Won’t Moo.

A Pig that Won’t Oink
– A Cat that Won’t Mew.

A Frog that Won’t Croak
– A Bird that Won’t Tweet.

A Hare that Won’t Jump.
  – A Croc that Won’t Eat.

Unicorn that Won’t Run,
  – Llama that Won’t Spit.

Hedgehog that Won’t Root,
  – Minions that Won’t Flit

Just add Water and Get them Wet,
Your Lovable, Growable, Chia Pet.