An Offer to the Bugs in our Home

Hope I don’t make – My Manhood too Weak,
But I do the Vacuuming – many Times every Week.
Rid our Home Range of Dog Hair and Dirt,
Points Scored with my Wife – it Really can’t Hurt.

Like Houses of Many – can’t Keep out the Bugs,
Despite all the Poisons and Plenty of Drugs.
Too many to Beat – Let’s join and Begin,
Combine our Resources – Dirt Battle we’ll Win.

If they Share our Home – to Eat and to Sleep,
They Surely could Vacuum – to Pay for their Keep.
Training them All – might Not be as Tough,
As Locating Vacuum’s – that Are small Enough.