Might be Old yet Truly Hot,
Looks Great in a Glamour Shot.
Lost a Step and some Teeth,
Faithfulness Underneath.
This Grande Dame is turning Twelve,
To her Secrets further Delve,
Watched her Diet – Played with Toys,
Stayed away from Stinky Boys.
This is Now her Golden Years,
Seems acceptance without Fears.
She still Shows no Handicap,
When she Jumps Up in My Lap