Rhyming seems to Run my Life,
not a Fan is my Wife.
I don’t Have no Real Defenses,
Unintended RhymingQuences.
She asks For a Glass of Water,
I bring Her our Red Fly Swatter.
Got her That big Bag of Chips,
not Her ordered Weather Strips.
Suppose to Fix the Leaking Sink,
I replaced the Printer’s Ink.
Went to Store to Get some Eggs,
wanted Hose for Shapely Legs.
No excuses Some might Say,
brings Me trouble Everyday.
“Get this Fixed you Cannot Hear!!!!!!!”
“Sure I’ll take Another Beer.