Insul-Man, Insul-Man

Insul-Man, Insul-Man,
becoming Him was Not my Plan.
Kitchen Drain – Backed up Sink,
Plumber fixed It in a Wink.

Had to Check the Basement Pipes,
professional – You know the Types.
Mentioned needed Insulation,
Insul-Man was the Causation.

My wife Heard it And with Glee,
she Assigned the Job to Me.
Mr. Fixit I am Not,
Household Peace – Gave it a Shot.

In or On Me was my Fear,
thus You see the Battle Gear.
In the Spaces Big and Small,
crammed that Crud into the Wall.

Finished up and Still Alive,
to this Statement I arrive.
“However low in Temp Degrees,
Earth best End before they Freeze.”